Dear Uncle Sam,
Seeing as how you are so anti-poker, please don't bother cashing that ridiculous check that I have to send you. Please ignore that I just sent you 1.75 million! little votes for legalizing poker. Why should that get your attention? Before poker, I was making $12 per hour at a restaurant. I liked you better back then. Please continue to make it hard on us "gamblers." Maybe if we're lucky there'll be another country who won't mind cashing checks like mine.